Don't Crush That Dwarf! Hand Me The pliers!

Greetings, and welcome to the second coming of Peeve!
 
I'd like to join BoNzO in warning you that this site is not safe for children or small pets and is not to be used in a manner inconsistent with it's labeling.
 
We'll do what we can to ensure that productivity at the workplace drops to zero by keeping this site chock full of ranting goodness.  Wanna rant back?  Hit the comments below.  We'll ignore you unless you piss us off, then we'll delete you.
 
Root, God.  What is the difference?
 
So, without further mindless drivel, please hold onto the bar.