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Special Forces Action Figure Taken Hostage By Iraqi Terror Group

Baghdad - Terrorists from the Al Mujahedeen Brigade action figure set kidnapped Specialist Special Ops Cody in a surprise raid on the Charlie Outpost Base Exchange just outside northern Baghdad yesterday.

The Al Mujahedeen Brigade threatened to "pop the infidels head off" unless retailers start selling the entire Al Qaeda action figure series. The United States currently have many of the action figures in question in storage units in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Miltary action figure spokesman G.I. Joe had no immediate comment on what actions might be taken, but did indicate that his personnel have been kept busy by an increase of activity by the evil Cobra Organization.